I think today’s comic is legitimately funny REALLY, REALLY HILARIOUS. I mean, let’s be honest. What’s funnier than a crying kid? Oh yeah, a kid that’s crying because his horrible sand castle got raped by King Neptune. That’s not even a sand castle, it looks like a muddy pile of flan made by a blind, drunken, one-handed chef who majored in BULLSHIT because that’s what this sand castle is. I’m not sure what’s funnier, that the castle got destroyed or that he was actually proud of it. If my kid made something that bad, I guarantee you that would be the last time I take him or her to the beach. I refuse to be the laughing stock of the beach because my failure of a child can’t make four straight walls and a moat. Maybe even a parapet around the top, is that so much to ask? Either way, congrats to Bil Keane for making me almost die laughing today.

I think today’s comic is legitimately funny REALLY, REALLY HILARIOUS. I mean, let’s be honest. What’s funnier than a crying kid? Oh yeah, a kid that’s crying because his horrible sand castle got raped by King Neptune. That’s not even a sand castle, it looks like a muddy pile of flan made by a blind, drunken, one-handed chef who majored in BULLSHIT because that’s what this sand castle is.

I’m not sure what’s funnier, that the castle got destroyed or that he was actually proud of it. If my kid made something that bad, I guarantee you that would be the last time I take him or her to the beach. I refuse to be the laughing stock of the beach because my failure of a child can’t make four straight walls and a moat. Maybe even a parapet around the top, is that so much to ask? Either way, congrats to Bil Keane for making me almost die laughing today.