Every now and then, I’ll pick a past Family Circus to write about. This is fairly new and I need to fill a little space, but I’ll still do daily critiques. I am so proud. Jeffy, you hit the ocean?! That’s real neat-o. Do you know the probability of you missing the ocean if you were to throw something from space at the earth, let alone throw something while you’re at the beach? Quick fact break down: approximately 70.78% of Earth’s surface is covered by water. If you were to randomly and blindly lob a rock at earth, even with no prior training or skills, you have a 70.78% chance of hitting water, and out of all that water, it’s pretty likely that you’d hit an ocean. Let’s take that down to your level though, Jeffy. If you are standing at the shore, looking at the ocean, a mere 8-10 feet from the water line, you have an 80% chance of falling down and your rock rolling into the ocean. Now compound that with aiming and throwing a rock at the ocean you get a 100% chance that NOBODY CARES. Why don’t you do something your parents could actually be proud of, like learning to read, or playing baseball, or practicing your intelligence so that you can get that IQ slightly up above the “brain dead” level? On second thought, don’t bother. You’re a ginger AND you’ve been stuck in hell for half a century. You’re not going anywhere in life.

Every now and then, I’ll pick a past Family Circus to write about. This is fairly new and I need to fill a little space, but I’ll still do daily critiques.

I am so proud. Jeffy, you hit the ocean?! That’s real neat-o. Do you know the probability of you missing the ocean if you were to throw something from space at the earth, let alone throw something while you’re at the beach? Quick fact break down: approximately 70.78% of Earth’s surface is covered by water. If you were to randomly and blindly lob a rock at earth, even with no prior training or skills, you have a 70.78% chance of hitting water, and out of all that water, it’s pretty likely that you’d hit an ocean.

Let’s take that down to your level though, Jeffy. If you are standing at the shore, looking at the ocean, a mere 8-10 feet from the water line, you have an 80% chance of falling down and your rock rolling into the ocean. Now compound that with aiming and throwing a rock at the ocean you get a 100% chance that NOBODY CARES. Why don’t you do something your parents could actually be proud of, like learning to read, or playing baseball, or practicing your intelligence so that you can get that IQ slightly up above the “brain dead” level? On second thought, don’t bother. You’re a ginger AND you’ve been stuck in hell for half a century. You’re not going anywhere in life.